Me:Yes I have.

She:I think he’s ugly like you.My boyfriend is popular in my school.

Me:oh really ? My boyfriend is british,and he’s really sexy.I meet him at a concert with his other 4 mates.And they’re really good,oh and we are best friends.

She :WHAT ?!

Her mother :This sounds really great.Maybe we can meet him.

My mom :

Me :

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